GWAR is still funny...
...but their grammar sucks. Check out the title of this press release. The only world they're gonna take over is the world of bad grammar.
ODERUS URUNGUS ISSUE’S NEW PROCLAIMATION OF HATRED
Humans, it is I, your Master, ODERUS, lead singer of the most violent band in metal history, the mighty GWAR, with the latest update on our progress in the destruction of your world! We are pleased to smugly announce our continuing ravaging of North America shall continue throughout the fall and winter of this year, as GWAR joins the first ever “Viva La Bands” tour, hosted by everyone’s favorite troll, Bam Magera! Yes, apparently Bam didn’t get enough of our abuse during our appearance on his show, and begged us (while he was hung over a vat of boiling urine) to join a line-up that includes CRADLE OF FILTH, C.K.Y., and more!
You are COMMANDED to attend and grovel in the presence of your infernal overlords, GWAR, as we extend our mastery to even more flaming venues across your world and inflict more suffering and pestilence upon a deserving nation!
GWAR will tour with the “Viva La Bands” tour throughout the fall, and then move on to destroy even more cities in a final frenzy of touring that shall bring to a close the “Beyond Hell” tour cycle.
Stay tuned for dates, times, and free crack!
GWAR lives!
ODERUS URUNGUS ISSUE’S NEW PROCLAIMATION OF HATRED
Humans, it is I, your Master, ODERUS, lead singer of the most violent band in metal history, the mighty GWAR, with the latest update on our progress in the destruction of your world! We are pleased to smugly announce our continuing ravaging of North America shall continue throughout the fall and winter of this year, as GWAR joins the first ever “Viva La Bands” tour, hosted by everyone’s favorite troll, Bam Magera! Yes, apparently Bam didn’t get enough of our abuse during our appearance on his show, and begged us (while he was hung over a vat of boiling urine) to join a line-up that includes CRADLE OF FILTH, C.K.Y., and more!
You are COMMANDED to attend and grovel in the presence of your infernal overlords, GWAR, as we extend our mastery to even more flaming venues across your world and inflict more suffering and pestilence upon a deserving nation!
GWAR will tour with the “Viva La Bands” tour throughout the fall, and then move on to destroy even more cities in a final frenzy of touring that shall bring to a close the “Beyond Hell” tour cycle.
Stay tuned for dates, times, and free crack!
GWAR lives!
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posted by bob_vinyl at 1:05 PM
3 Comments:
I could've written a much better press release for them:
"We're GWAR. We're stupid. Come see us at Viva La Bands."
Oh, wait. I forgot the bad punctuation. Make that "Viva La Band's."
Haha! I received this press release too...and it made me laugh out loud.
This Viva La Bands tour is going to be interesting, with an odd mix of bands. Vains of Jenna are also on the bill.
Allyson B. Crawford
www.bringbackglam.com
Still the most outrageous interview I've ever done.
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